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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Gold thong key to slump-busting?

Well, at least New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi thinks it works. While strange superstitions are nothing new in Major League Baseball, this one seems a bit out of, well, left field.

My question is this: You started this little trick in Oakland around the same time you and your teammates were 'roiding it up, right? Maybe there is some truth to steroids and their causation of smaller packages?

Then again, you're hitting .193 while your team is 20-23 with A-Rod finally coming back on Tuesday. I guess it can't hurt.

ESPN: Teammates have tried Giambi's lucky thong...

1 comment:

srsharkjg said...

A gold thong! Giambi is better off retiring. He moves like he has a gold thong wedged in his ass, and now that he is off the roids he is a waste of space and an economic drain on the Yanks. The only thing he is now is a distraction. As a Yankee, they should be able to get as many beautiful women as they want to wear gold thongs to break the slump, and there is no reason to resort to having the "men in pin stripes" become the "women in gold thongs"